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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Things You Can't Do In Comics Anymore

Kill a guy by bludgeoning him over the head and then stuff his corpse into a hot furnace to get rid of the evidence:
Slap chicks around:
Invoke Satan:
Give the union workers a hassle and tell them "No yakkin, pal!" -
Kiss your manicurist 
and call her "doll."
Execute a guy at point blank range (that's the dead guy's hand twitching to the right.) 
Is it OK to do this if you're the bad guy?
Have a smoke while you relax.
By the way, how cool would it be to have this blown up as a giant painting?
Drown children.
Where were these guys?!?!?! 
Every single comic you are looking at was passed by the CCA.
That means 6 year old kids were buying them!

Strangle women to death.

Turn into a putrid corpse.

Then rot right there in front of us. 
(The End all right!)
How disturbing is this cover? 
Thanks Berni Wrightson!

Then the narrator laughs at these deaths! 
He doesn't just say ONE joke; 
he goes for TWO!
I mean, this is all pretty cold, you know?

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